While I don’t think men should be cheating on their spouse, I do think the ones that do should get better at getting rid of the evidence. For this reason, I recommend the cheaters get a high quality fellowes paper shredder. Advice to all the men, when you see something that screams infidelity, shred, shred, shred. When you are not sure of the item you are holding, shred, shred, shred; because women are unreasonable and they see infidelity screaming in even the minutest detail.

Take my friend Gary (real name withheld, of course), he was caught cheating because of a hotel receipt in his pants. Even worse for my friend, he had his wife wash his pants and she found the receipt. Can you imagine doing your spouses laundry, only to find that they are messing around on you? A quick trip to the paper shredder would have easily taken care of this problem.

Guys, go ahead and make friends with your document shredder before you go out cheating.

The next story comes from a guy I work with. He went out to the bar and met a group of girls there. He ended up getting with a girl and pictures were taken. The next thing you know, my work buddy is out with his wife, and she sees the pictures. Come on, man, where was your Fellowes Paper Shredder when you had to use it?

I read about another guy named Oscar. Oscar got a message from his mistress and jotted it down on a piece of notepad paper. Oscar’s wife visited him in the office one time and noticed the post-it in the table calendar and realized that Oscar said he will be working on the night of the date. I know for a fact that Oscar has a document shredder, but why didn’t he use it? Oscar should have shredded the note up and he wouldn’t be having the problems he is having now.

Of course, while Kevin wanted to use the Fellowes Paper Shredder, he couldn’t. He was in the basement cleaning his car when his mistress texted, “Hey, I’m waiting for you at home. She longingly texted, “you said you would come over today”. I really want to see you. I hope you are not with your wife because I will give you hell. She demanded that he see her now. Unfortunately, Kevin can’t shred up his cellphone.